What you did before joining the group: There is no before, all life begins right here with Cal-b (Hallow be thy name). Anything that occurred in the past is inconsequential. I only look towards tomorrow and Q-ellish (LIC).

Role Within The Group: Cal-b (Praise His Name) has deemed that I become the Initiator of All that We Ingest. So, I am blessed to be able to cook and clean for the stalwart members of this sect until we await the great day of Q-ellish (LIC). My specialties include a Potato and Leek Soup with caramelized shallots, a Portobello sandwich with goat cheese and tomato (Thank you J-sus) and Eggplant Shepherds Pie. I am blessed (Hail Cal-b) to be afforded the chance to act in some way to help the group. I only hope and pray to the L-rd that we are able to see El Agua (Please G-d) come. Although I am one of two females in the group I am quite aware that, it is my spiritual duty to take care of the other members to act as a mother to them. I have accepted that role with piety. Hail Cal-b!

How I Joined The Group: I met Caleb and Kenneth when they were shopping for groceries together. They couldn't seem to find the aisle with the Tomato sauce and Kenn-th was insistent that Cal-b eat more tomato sauce for his prostate. So I helped them out and Caleb was just so nice and handsome, he said that he felt he owed me something. He explained that the world was coming to an end in a few months, Q-ellish (LIC) and that if I wanted to join his group I could avoid the slow and painful death that would quickly befall those who did not take him as the savior. Well, who could say no to such nice boys. And seeing that my current situation didn't have too many attachments the grace and wisdom of Cal-b won me over. Here I am. Thank the L-rd!

Goals and Aspirations in the New World: I just want to perform my duties. And fit in with the rest of the members. Whatever Cal-b (Praise His Name!) asks of me, I am happy to oblige. I won't cause waves. I have been blessed with this opportunity. I can feel special power surging through my veins: A white-hot electric feeling. My doctor says it's the early stages of menopause, but I say The Divine Order is truly Holy. Cal-b is the one and only savior. All Hail!

Thoughts On Group Life: I love everyone here. I truly feel accepted. I have my duties and I perform them to the best of my abilities. It's not my place to want anything different. If no one looks at me as a full functioning sexual creature that doesn't affect me at all. (Hallelujah, Praise Cal-b!) Our lot in life is made for us and we must accept it. This is my home. All of the attention placed on young Nicola is deserved, she is a beautiful and spiritual little creature. I don't begrudge anything to her. I love all aspects of being here. All these strapping young boys who look for me to take care and nurture them is truly a blessed undertaking. We are all who we are and we must accept the L-rd's will.

Hobbies: I enjoy a good game of volleyball once in a while, just to keep the blood flowing. I try and exercise and stay in shape. After Q-ellish (Let it Come!) I'll need to be fit as a fiddle to perform all the duties that one of two women in society might be called on to perform. If a top performance is needed you can count on me! Hallelujah!