Universal Oppressors

These are people who Everyone in Our Holy Order has Decided deserves to Be Funked For Eternity.

While certain oppressors are universal to our cause, we have found that trying to create this list roiled up some pretty strong emotions, so each member was allowed 1 funking. You will see the face of the funker pop-up over to the right when you hover over the funkee.


Do you have a particular motherfunker who you would like to chew out? If so, click here. We think you will find it quite cathartic. You can also read everyone's additional funkings.

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