Look around you brother and sister. The summertime is hotter than ever and the winters are colder. El Nino led to La Nina and who knows what is next?.
In this world where we are shunned by outsiders like Rufus the Buck-Toothed Sluggard, we need a higher salvation.
And the Honorable Reverend Caleb Solar has seen all the crap in this world and channeled it to a higher power. He has a direct link to the Lord and he and the Lord talk and God has informed Caleb that on May 18th, heretofore known as Quellish (Let it Come!), The world as we know it will come to an end. A cosmic flood known as "El Agua" is coming to wash away the sins of man. And only the chosen few, those who have opened their eyes to the teachings of The Honorable Reverend Caleb Solar will be allowed to survive.
Would you like to survive? I knew you did.
Should we elect not to build, we may look into renting an ark (with of course an option to buy). If you have any ideas on where to rent an Ark of Salvation that can withstand the fury of El Agua and the Wrath of the Lord and carry us into the hereafter,we would appreciate it. Even better if there is a layaway option.
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