The Confluence of Horrors (whup!).
As a sign of utmost respect, we have created a special ritual of of hand and mouth coordinated action for that event which dare not speak it's name.
Whenever the words The Confluence of Horrors (whup!) are uttered or read (and that means that you at home must play along) one must immediately respond thusly:
 Rotate your forearms three times in front of your body... |
 Bring your hands together as if you were catching a fly in your hands. Keep your hands slightly cupped... |
 As your hands meet each other in said clapping style motion yell, "whup!" |
By utilizing The Confluence of Horrors (whup!) clap, you show the respect that The Confluence of Horrors (whup!) deserves.
But what is the Confluence of Horrors? (whup?)
The Confluence of Horrors (whup!) was a day not too long ago, when Caleb Solar had all of the trials of Hercules and Job placed on his broad, sloping (he had slight scoliosis as a kid)shoulders.
Caleb went through a series of events that are now to him unspeakable, but that no man should be put through. All occurred in one horrid day where everything went wrong. Miraculously, he survived. It was from this arduous day that he founded our solemn sect.
When the perils of The Confluence of Horrors (whup!) finally eased, the first voice Caleb heard was that of the Lord. God informed Caleb that if he was able to survive The Confluence of Horrors (whup!), then he was truly the man to lead a new society. He told Caleb about Quellish (Let it Come!) and that it was Caleb's duty to form a brave and stalwart group to repopulate the New World after the floods of El Agua rained their misery on the sorry lives of all the heathens.
The first human voice Caleb heard after The Confluence of Horrors (whup!) was that of Lisa Swayzak's and although many times he had listened to her adorable weather, this was the first time that he truly heard it. Soon, Caleb started telling people the privileged information that had been bestowed upon him, and we listened.
Specifically though, what actually occurred that was so terrible?
Unfortunately, the specifics of The Confluence of Horrors (whup!) are too painful for Caleb to discuss, so he, well, he never discusses them.
But we are bolstered to have a leader who could survive such perils, believing firmly that nothing to which we are ever subjected could ever truly be difficult. Just knowing that Caleb survived intact is comfort to all of us. And in a recent survey The C of H (Whup!) was voted as The Worst Event of The 20th Century.
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